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The New York Rangers have, once again, hoodwinked us all into believing they’re a team worth watching.  Last night they scored a goal 5:25 into their game seven matchup against the Pittsburgh Penguins and decided…eh, probably good enough.  It wasn’t, and so they scored again 7:56 into the second period and once again devolved into their unique style that somehow transcends coaching and roster makeup.

Calling last night’s game boring would be a flat out lie.  It was definitely not boring watching to see if one of the dumbest hockey strategies would somehow pay off.  And the ensuing spate of Corsi-deniers pointing out the worthlessness of a team roundly dominating their opponent wasn’t boring either.

But it wasn’t exciting.  Or at least it wasn’t exciting because the Rangers play good hockey.  It was exciting like watching your drunk friend try to attempt to jump from your couch to your kitchen table is exciting, worth paying attention to solely because it’s an exercise in stupidity.  That’s what Rangers hockey is, an exercise in stupidity that sometimes pays off.

And so the Rangers have fooled the hockey universe again.  You know, they’re a decent possession team, and they have some big names, and they’ve made it this far while Rick Nash, who seems to have the mindset of that Little League kid that just wants to quit this sporty shit and go get ice cream, has done practically nothing…  They’re a dark horse!

Give me a break.  This isn’t 1994.  Mark Messier is old, this Rangers team is worse, and every team left in the playoffs is better than the 7th seeded Canucks they lucked into barely beating.  The jig, will soon be up.

Vulgar Statistics: Tanks For Playing


It’s not so much that we here at Black and Blue and Gold are anti-Tank (we are), it’s that we take massive, massive Umbrage with the notion that tanking for top draft picks is somehow a Go Directly To The Stanley Cup Card.  It isn’t.  And yes, I know, I know, you can point to top five picks held in consecutive seasons by Pittsburgh (2002-2006), Carolina (2004-2006), Chicago (2006-2008), and Los Angeles (2007-2009), but you can also point to Columbus, Florida, Edmonton, Atlanta, and if you want to go back far enough, San Jose, the Islanders, Ottawa, Quebec, Minnesota, and Washington.  Among others.

Here’s the dirty little secret: if you are drafted by a team that picks in the top 5 in back to back years, you are more likely to never see a Stanley Cup Finals (let alone win it) with that team.  Significantly more likely.  Three to four times more likely.

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Playoff Pool Standings


BBG Playoff Pool

The 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs TBN-Inspired Better Days Former Sabre Tracker


Better Days Tracker

2014 Round 2 Playoff Matchups And My Picks


Round 2 Matchups East

Boston in 6 – It’s hard to fathom Boston not being better in every single game in almost every single way.  The only way they can lose this for themselves is by gooning it up and getting into penalty trouble.  Crap…

NY Rangers in 6 – I went back and forth on this, but here’s where I’m at.  I trust Lundqvist over Fleury.  I trust the Rangers’ forward depth over the Penguins forward depth.  I trust the Rangers defense over the Penguins defense.  And I trust that the Rangers’ star players are better than the Columbus star players who gave Pittsburgh fits.

Round 2 Matchups West

Chicago in 4 – Minnesota couldn’t keep pucks out of the net in key moments vs. Colorado where you can make the argument that they should have won six of those games.

Los Angeles in 5 – We need a fast-forward button.  Ignore the scores, look at the possession numbers.  Holy god.

Vulgar Opinions: Racial Demographics In The NHL


Sunday evening @langluy weighed in on the Donald Sterling controversy by saying that he’d probably be more comfortable in the NHL where a vast majority of the players are white.  Predictably this set off a firestorm from people who don’t want to see racial uncomfortabilities lobbed at ‘their’ sport in any way even though the point was really only to illustrate a lack of people of color in hockey which is, you know, statistically supported.



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Vulgar Opinions: NHL Discipline Needs A Serious Revamp


This is what we know this NHL playoffs:  Brent Seabrook got 3 games for one of the most disgusting hits I’ve ever seen.  Matt Cook got 7 games for going knee-on-knee on Tyson Barrie (still gross, but a far cry from knocking a guy’s head off the boards like a ping pong ball).  Milan Lucic got 0 games for spearing Danny DeKeyser in the junk.  The NHL isn’t suspending enough for questionable antics definitely, but more to the point of this article, the NHL’s current system of suspensions isn’t strict enough to be a deterrent.


Here’s what I propose, and yes I realize this would require changes to the CBA and therefore never happen:

The Arbiters

Suspension Decisions – Made by a panel of 3, no hockey affiliation, accredited law degree required.

Appeals – Made by a panel of 7, no hockey affiliation, accredited law degree required.

No more of this bullsh*t NHL shadow government that never punishes teams like Boston or the Rangers.  Let’s have our decision makes be people who went to school specifically to learn to apply rules and dole out justice in a consistent manner.  No more former meathead players, no more potential for any bias at all.

The Rule Changes

  • All majors are to be reviewed by the Player Safety Department to see if they’re worthy of further discipline.
  • The panel of 3 can request player hearings to review incidents.
  • Head-shots, kneeing, charging, and boarding all earn an automatic major and game misconduct, even for incidental contact.
  • Injuries sustained by the victim are irrelevant.
  • Suspensions may include exhibition games to keep the player off the ice, but these games will not count towards the minimum length of their suspension.

The Transition Period

transition chart


The Games




Start hitting these guys with suspensions that matter.  In fact, start making more hits suspension worthy.  There’s no reason that boarding and hits to the head shouldn’t be automatic majors and game misconducts.  “But…but…some players might get penalized by accident!”  Tough sh*t.  In the real world it’s called a DUI, not a DUI but only if you mowed someone down.  In the NHL it should be a punished reckless action, not a punished reckless action only if you put a guy in a stretcher.

Additional Discipline

Additional Discipline

Hold teams accountable for stuffing their rosters full of dirty players.  Unlike the NFL, the NHL largely lacks an off-ice “character issues” problem, but judging by the amount of assaults that occur under the guise of “hockey play,” it certainly has an on-ice one.  ‘Player X doesn’t seem to know the difference between a dirty hit and a clean one’ should absolutely make a guy sink like a stone in the draft.



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