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Vulgar Statistics: First Quarter Compete Level Report

11/19/14

Compete Level

Once again this list proves to be stunningly accurate.  I don’t know why we even keep track of any other stats.  Top Compete Guys?  Of course it’s Mike Weber, Nicolas Deslauriers, and Marcus Foligno.

Was there any question Cody Hodgson would end up on the bottom along with Brian Flynn.  Brian Flynn has 0 penalty minutes!  Does Brian Flynn care at all or is he thinking about ponies and pudding while he’s on the ice?

I’m kind of surprised Torrey Mitchell is so low.  Maybe if he spent less time reading before bed like some kind of nerd and more time eating glass he’d be a little higher on this list.

Similarly Drew Stafford is surprisingly high, but then again we’re watching Contract Year: The Drew Staffording.  It’ll be great when he leads the team with 31 points and Darcy signs him to a $5M per deal in Phoenix.

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