Everyone Is Lucky Lucic Doesn’t Want to Hurt Us Right Now
Take a moment and be thankful. If Milan Lucic wanted to hurt you, you’d be wrecked. Like, legit.
Seriously. There was this guy once, and Lucic wanted to crush him, and he did. And the guy didn’t get up. And the only thing standing between your or I and complete annihilation is the fact that we are but ants that he does not concern himself with crushing the life out of at this time.
HockeyFights.com has a 110% win ratio for every fight Lucic has ever opted out of, for he spared his pathetic opponent. And if you watch the fights he “loses”, you can see plain as day the decision he makes to provide the poor soul an overly sporting advantage, dangle hope in front of them, and let them live another day. His methods remain a mystery to us, but it is not ours to know.
Weber is lucky Lucic didn’t try to fight. I mean I respect his gumption but man that would have been ugly.
— Mike El (@mesharif) December 20, 2013
Gumption is nothing compared to the power of a power forward who boxes.
To whoever tried to fight Lucic at that bar, you’re lucky the police stepped in. He would’ve killed you.
— That Bentley Kid (@jbentley44) December 17, 2013
We need not know anything about whoever challenged him. It is of no consequence.
Lmfao some drunk guy tried to fight Lucic in a Vancouver bar. Did he have a death wish? He’s lucky Lucic didn’t fighting back #HeWouldBeDead
— Eric Watson (@Eric_what_son) December 16, 2013
Lucic once fighting back and guy didn’t fighting could BeDead.
If Ott really wanted to go with Lucic, Milan would demolish him. Lucic would put him in the ICU. #Bruins
— Corey Heaward (@cheaward) December 20, 2013
Haha mortal, you believe this has anything to do with what Ott “really wants”? His desires are infinitesimal and meaningless.
I mean if Lucic really wanted to he could have knocked the guy out in one punch.
— Stephanie (@StephanieBrochu) December 17, 2013
Looch’s one hit kill combo is tricky, because he has to hit half circle forward > HP + HK > back + block. But he can nail it 9 times out of 12.
Let’s not forget the ultimate example, straight from the horse’s jowls:
Take a moment and be thankful. Next time you aren’t obliterated out of nowhere, you know who to praise and thank.
I’d imagine from a Bruins fan’s perspective, it’s a bit frustrating that Lucic does not use his godly powers to prevent his team from losing to the last place Sabres. He must not have wanted it. Gods are a fickle bunch, that’s for sure.