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Vulgar Opinions: Canadiens @ Sabres (4-11-13) Stars And Black Holes

04/11/13

Alpha Steve Ott

At Their Best:

  1. Brian Flynn - You see someone running incredibly fast – The first thing you gotta ask is ‘Are they running to something or are they running from something?’ The answer is always both.
  2. Andrej Sekera - You’re in the middle of ‘why-would-anyone-want-to-be-there.’ What did you expect, HBO?
  3. Kevin Porter - I’m just saying, sometimes the best thing to hope for is “good enough.”

Alpha:

  • None.

 In their resting state, our actives are as innocent and vulnerable as children. We call it the “Tabula Rasa”. The blank slate.

  1. Drew Stafford – Sorry. Are you really sorry? A lot of people seem to end up dead around you. How does that make you feel? Oh, right. You don’t, unless we tell you how, and what, and when.
  2. Tyler Ennis – You are having a breakdown. Not a shave-your-head-and-flash-your-junk wacky phase.
  3. Thomas Vanek – Everyone has their first date. And the object is to hide your flaws. And then you’re in a relationship, and it’s all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you’re married, it’s about hiding your sins.

Whiskey:

  • Cody Hodgson – What’s in store for you, you don’t have much to smile about.

Leaderboard:

+3, +2, +1, +1, for the best:

  1. Ryan Miller (+27)
  2. Thomas Vanek (+25)
  3. Christian Ehrhoff (+24)
  4. Brian Flynn (+15)
  5. Steve Ott (+14)
  6. Kevin Porter (+7)
  7. Ville Leino (+4)
  8. Jhonas Enroth (+1)
  9. Adam Pardy (+1)
  10. Mark Pysyk (0)
  11. Mike Weber (0)
  12. Cody McCormick (-1)
  13. T.J. Brennan (-1)
  14. Robyn Regehr (-2)
  15. Andrej Sekera (-2)
  16. John Scott (-4)
  17. Mikhail Grigorenko (-5)
  18. Alexander Sulzer (-6)
  19. Jason Pominville (-6)
  20. Jochen Hecht (-6)
  21. Nathan Gerbe (-9)
  22. Tyler Ennis (-11)
  23. Tyler Myers (-11)
  24. Cody Hodgson (-12)
  25. Jordan Leopold (-14)
  26. Marcus Foligno (-14)
  27. Patrick Kaleta (-15)
  28. Drew Stafford (-58)
2 Comments leave one →
  1. aaronrexroot permalink
    04/12/13 12:15 AM

    Is that from Dollhouse?

    • aaronrexroot permalink
      04/12/13 12:16 AM

      O durr, yes. Hence all the dollhouse references, not just the Steve Ott clone look a like.

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