Oh Flames Fans, I’m So Sorry
I didn’t see this coming, but if I did, I’d have warned you about Ales. Sure, the puck bunnies love his soul-patch and brooding eyes and how hunky he is, but all the hockeyfans hate the ever-living shit out of him and for good reason. And this happened at the end of “The Day The Leafs Took A Shit On Calgary, And Left With Phaneuf And Aulie (and one other dude)”.
PS: He’s your problem now, suckers! HA!