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Farewell Ryan Miller




539wThis depresses me.  Not because I’m a Sabres fan, and not because I think the team is better off with Miller on the roster.  Not even because the team has fallen so far from it’s glory days, with only Drew Stafford left on a roster that’s a shell of what it once was.  No, this depresses me because Miller is just another name on a long list of guys that have given their heart and soul and in some cases made significant sacrifices to try to win in Buffalo, to try to win it for us.

Before Miller there was Hasek.  And Lafontaine, and Mogilny, and Andreychuk, and Gare, and Schoenfeld and Perreault, and Robert, and Martin, and Lindy Ruff.  Twice.  There were the Knoxes, and there was Punch Imlach and there was Jim Lorentz and Ted Darling and my greatest fear is that all too soon there will be Rick Jeanneret.  Always chasing that silver dream, never reaching it.  What would it be like to watch those guys achieve the ultimate while wearing the blue and gold?  What would their stat-lines read, what would their legacies be, what would their smiles look like, how loud would it get when they triumphantly hoist that trophy towards the banners of Sabres past?

We will never know.

I don’t know what other fanbases are like, but I know that Buffalo doesn’t just root for their players.  We’re not the New York Rangers who bought a cup with Mark Messier or the Kings with Mike Richards and Jeff Carter.  No, we claim our players.  They become one of us.  As countless retired NHLers-turned-Buffalo-residents have shown, they stay one of us.  Somewhere along the way, Warburg, and Lac-Saint-Charles, and Waterloo, and St. Catherines get erased and Buffalo gets written in their place.  That ‘East Lansing’ that sits on Miller’s bio in so many places was halfway to gone.  This doesn’t just make the Sabres worse, and this doesn’t just fundamentally alter our fandom going forward.

This hurts.

Good luck Ryan Miller.  That’s not just the right thing to say at this juncture, that’s what we mean.  Desperately so.  To many, you’re still one of us.  You’re almost still wearing the same colors.  We root for that ultimate thrill, not out of selfishness, but because we like to see the adulation it brings to those around us.  The happiness of our fellow Buffalonians matters to us.  It matters to us.  And as far as most of us are concerned, you’re still one of us.  Good luck.  Go Blues.

Power Rankings: Olympic Break


Power Rankigns Olympic Break

How Canada Destroys Hockey



If you’re reading this blog I have to assume you already know, but for the sake of an intro, the Canadian Women’s team clinched gold on Thursday at the Sochi Olympics and the Canadian Men’s team put on a possession shellacking of the United States on Friday in the gold medal play-in game.  Canada will meet Sweden on Sunday for the gold with a puck drop of 7:00 AM Eastern time.

For all its boasting of hockey passion, Canada sure works hard to ruin the game for everyone.  Take the Women’s tournament, which is already under fire for “lacking parity.”  This year has been nothing more than a Canadian campaign to get the sport stricken from the Olympics, presumably so it can declare itself the best at Women’s hockey without actually having to play it.  If Canadians actually cared about women’s hockey they’d have created a publicized and competitive league by now instead of the CWHL which, despite being the only real option, players scoff at.

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Women’s Hockey Isn’t Over


As Team USA’s women reflect on their depressing loss to Team Canada, Women’t hockey around the country, and more specifically (since it’s kind of relevant to us) around New York State continues.  As many of you are already aware, our sidebar has been revamped to feature links to (among other things) the Canadian Women’s Hockey League, the USCHO page for NCAA hockey, and the blog Women’s Hockey Life.  So what are your options as a New York hockey fan?  Unfortunately the CWHL isn’t particularly local with teams in Brampton, Calgary, Montreal, Toronto, and Boston, but there is a lot of really good college hockey nearby.  (I should know, I grew up with it.)

Cornell Big Red


ArenaLynah Rink, Ithaca, NY (Cap. 4,267)

Conference: Eastern College Athletic Conference (ECAC)

Current Record: 20-3-4 (National Rankings: 3rd)

Conference Record: 15-2-3 (1st)

Conference Championships (Regular Season): 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

Conference Championships (Tournament): 2010, 2011, 2013

NCAA Tournament Appearances: 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

NCAA Frozen Four Appearances: 2010, 2011, 2012

Best Season: 2010-2011

  • 31-3-1
  • NCAA Frozen Four (Lost to Boston University 4-1)

Major Rivals:

  • Harvard Crimson (Harvard leads series 51-25-3)
  • Dartmouth Big Green (Dartmouth leads series (41-27-7)

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Vulgar Opinions: The NHL DOES Have A Vested Interest In A Women’s Hockey League


I was browsing through the HF Boards’ Olympic hockey subsection and despite the fact that HF continues its systemic misogyny by sticky-ing the Men’s schedule and not the Women’s the discussions on Women’s hockey that occur in the appropriate threads are actually pretty good.  One of the things that stood out to me was this comment:

womens hockey


Not to pick on Krut here, but they’re dead wrong.  Women have already played in professional Men’s leagues, including the NHL.  A Women’s league absolutely has a chance of developing NHL-capable prospects.  That having been said, it’s foolish to think that “economic benefit” is limited to developing future players.

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Vulgar Statistics: Compete Level League Wide

No small task as you can see

15.4 Million, or what Buffalo Fans Think Thomas Vanek’s Cap Hit Was

Since we’ve little better to do this season than make fun of Ted Nolan and the xenophobic Sabres fans whose nether regions he sets aflame, I took the Compete Level statistic and applied it league-wide.  These are the results.  For those that need a refresher, Compete Level is calculated thusly:

(Hits*2 + Blocked Shots + PIM (per game)) divided by each player’s current cap hit and multiplied by modifiers that account for the grittiness that only being born in North America (Canada – 2.0, USA – 1.5, Latvia – 1.0, Scandanavia – .75, Other – 0.5, Russia – .25) and wearing a letter can bring (Captain – 2.0, Assisting Captain – 1.25).  Full sheet is here.

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Vulgar Opinions: Why I’ve Come To Hate Ted Nolan (NSFW)



I didn’t always hate Ted Nolan.  In fact for a while I was impressed with how he seemed to get more out of his players than anyone had any right to expect, like a bunch of mediocre-besides-the-goalie Sabres teams and Islanders teams that were probably worse.  When he was brought on to coach the Sabres I pretty much thought the hiring was irrelevant.  Plus Ron Rolston was so much of a lame duck that it seemed like anything would be an improvement.  The terrible hockey…it changes you man.

I hate Ted Nolan.  Why do I hate Ted Nolan?  Hoo boy.  John Scott.  I actually love John Scott, but why does this guy get a chance to do anything before Linus Omark, or Ville Leino, or literally anyone else on the roster?  Do you know which regular Sabre (read: played more than a handful of games) has the highest percentage of offensive zone starts?  John Scott.  Seriously.

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