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Buffalo Sabres – What Would You Do If You Scored Four Goals?

10/10/13

This Adam Zygus Drawing is Wonderful

Due to our extensive access and our crack reporting, BBG has been able to interview each of the Sabres, asking them how they would celebrate a four goal night:

Thomas Vanek – “Berate myself for not scoring five.”

Cody Hodgson – “Allow six playing defense.”

Drew Stafford – “I don’t understand.”

Marcus Foligno – “Major reconstructive facial surgery to fix my extensive ugliness.”

Tyler Ennis – “Like…so much weed”

Steve Ott – “Start my Jeff Halpern lollipop business.”

Zemgus Girgensons – “Tattoo it.  On my face.”

Brian Flynn – “Try hard and stuffs.”

Mikhail Grigorenko – “Take a dump in a box and mail it to Paul Hamilton.”

Kevin Porter – “Make fun of Grigs for his permanent banishment to the Scott line.”

Patrick Kaleta – “So many legos…”

John Scott – “Storm through downtown Buffalo like a hairy drunk Godzilla.”

3 Comments leave one →
  1. aaronrexroot permalink
    10/10/13 11:50 PM

    I’m pretty sure Stafford is the only one on this list who has had a four goal game. How times have changed.

  2. 10/11/13 9:34 AM

    The cartoon is by Adam Zyglis of the buffalo news :)

  3. 10/11/13 12:11 PM

    Guess I should have read the signature, derp.

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