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I, Sabre: Jets @ Sabres (4-22-13) Good Robots And Bad Robots

04/23/13

Steve Ott Sonny

The Three Laws of Robotics

  1. Jhonas Enroth – #3 – A Robot must protect the net, except when its protection interferes with the first two laws.
  2. Thomas Vanek – #2 – A Robot must obey the orders given to it, except when said orders would interfere with the first law.
  3. Christian Ehrhoff – #1 – A Robot must screw the Rangers.

Invisible Good Robots:

  • None.

 

The Three Laws of Being a Buffalo Sabot:

  1. Steve Ott – #1 - A Sabot must not do too much winning.
  2. Brian Flynn – #2 – Encouragement is for pansies.  We’ll boo and you’ll like it.  Except when it interferes with the first law.
  3. Kevin Porter – #3 – Buffalo is Hockey Heaven, except when being Hockey Heaven interferes with the first two laws.

Invisible Bad Robots:

  • Cody Hodgson

Leaderboard:

+3, +2, +1, +1, for the best:

  1. Thomas Vanek (+29)  (Giving him the only star for the Boston game)
  2. Ryan Miller (+27)
  3. Christian Ehrhoff (+26)
  4. Brian Flynn (+13)
  5. Steve Ott (+11)
  6. Kevin Porter (+10)
  7. Jhonas Enroth (+7)
  8. Ville Leino (+4)
  9. Mark Pysyk (+3)
  10. Adam Pardy (+1)
  11. Mike Weber (0)
  12. Cody McCormick (-1)
  13. T.J. Brennan (-1)
  14. Robyn Regehr (-2)
  15. Andrej Sekera (-3)
  16. John Scott (-4)
  17. Mikhail Grigorenko (-5)
  18. Alexander Sulzer (-6)
  19. Jason Pominville (-6)
  20. Jochen Hecht (-6)
  21. Nathan Gerbe (-7)
  22. Tyler Ennis (-11)
  23. Tyler Myers (-11)
  24. Cody Hodgson (-15)
  25. Jordan Leopold (-14)
  26. Marcus Foligno (-14)
  27. Patrick Kaleta (-15)
  28. Drew Stafford (-61)
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